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Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

I'm a Shih Tzu but I identify as a Puma.

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Katherine's avatar

Love that! I'm a tired boomer, but I identify as a Lioness of Truth!

: ))

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Mystic William's avatar

I saw a young gay guy walking around with a tee shirt that said ‘I am a Global Citizen’. I wanted to say ‘you do realize you’ve just outed yourself as a Nazi, right? In Star Wars you’d be one of the White suited Storm Troopers.’

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Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

I’m on the ground now, but otherwise identify as an unidentified flying object.

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baker charlie's avatar

I identify as a c#n+. I mean, if we really want to get down to that level. 😁

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KC & the Sunshine's avatar

Whenever my son hears anyone say, “Whatever you say can & will be held

against you”, he yells, “Boobies!” Then he says, “Hey, a guy can dream, right?” Makes me laugh as only a 3rd born can.

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